Score: 1

"didn't make sense & wasn't funny"

submission: 9/ 11 ROX!

date: November 23, 2009

You could have tried better at being funny.

Ok so, Jesus is on the plane and instead of giving some dude a BJ, he instead gets this urge to fly the plane after looking at someone's t-shirt that says "what would jesus do": Well if jesus thought about what he would do on a plane, there's no fucking doubt that he would fly that motherfucking plane. Then some rap music comes on and jesus is singing "I'M ON A PLANE" and its just a montage of wacky moments of JC flying a plane. Of course he accidentally crashes it into the twin towers, after getting up from the rubble, he sneaks off and says "dad is going to be pissed!" End movie.

Now that's funny.

Score: 2

"no subtitles"

submission: Studiosnecro Especial

date: November 20, 2009

the animation was ok, but you didn't put any subtitles, and since the animation isn't very expressive, it's like i'm watching picture that doesn't move. Terrible, go use google's translator and put some english subtitles in. Not that hard.

Score: 1

"annoying"

submission: Photo Poker 153

date: November 2, 2009

This game is annoying because of that buzzer that sounds off everytime you lose a hand, and you lose a lot of hands. The game doesn't start off with the picture of a girl which is lame. You need at least a pair to win a hand which statistically happens less than half the time, so sometimes you can hear the buzzer 3 or more times.

Change the game so that it starts off with a girl, have different girls to pick from, have a computer opponent to play against so that you can at least win with one Jack in hand.

Score: 3

"irritating bleeps"

submission: Is that.. Mario & Luigi?!

date: December 7, 2008

take out the bleeps, we're all adults here, and if you aren't... grow up.

Score: 9

"needs color"

submission: 2 - The Story of Khale

date: September 26, 2008

Great artwork but it's lacking color. Great use of green and brown but thats all you had other than purple birds. Some of the scenes were CONFUSING because I couldn't tell if something was moving or not. For example the floating tree car, in front of trees... I watched this twice and only the second time did I realize something was moving. Maybe if the tree car had fall colors it would add to the visuals and a convey a better sense of movement.

Speaking of movement, the scene moved too quickly without enough transitions. It was one cut to another. You need more camera angles and better transitions other than just cutting to the next scene.

All in all, great art, sound, voice acting, atmosphere, but could have been 100x better with only a few tweaks as I mentioned above.

Score: 9

"i really like how you tell a story"

submission: Undead Steel

date: September 1, 2008

it's so weird

Score: 10

"that was special"

submission: - The Worlds -

date: September 1, 2008

i can't believe how dis placed that story was, so fucking weird. i really liked it

Score: 0

"pointless"

submission: JEW-GI-OH!

date: August 14, 2008

Voices are horrible, it has nothing to do with jews, jokes are awful, and the impressions were totally off. Even if it was a satire, it was the stupidest and worst satire ever made.

Thanks for letting me know this flash is still around so I can give it lower scores.

Score: 10

"i really liked the meaning in this one"

submission: It's Bobby Dorsal

date: July 14, 2008

the dolphin represents what human beings go through, they want to follow their passions and end up disappointing the people who raised you. just like my parents, i so wanted to grow up, that i moved out so i can raise myself, take the responsibility of living 100% with out anyone's help. and i fuckin accomplished it... and no one fucking respects that shit until they have gone through it themselves.

Score: 10

"loved it"

submission: At the Restaurant

date: July 14, 2008

it was funny, random, simple, couldn't be better