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provoko

Age/Gender: 28, Male
Location: Brooklyn, NY

Your flash blows and deserves to be blammed because: 1) It provided no entertaining or intellectual value! 2) You added a 5MB song to a 1KB animation!! OR 3) It was some sort of unfinished, no preloading, test that blew!!!

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7/24/01

Level: 30
Aura: Evil

Rank: Sergeant
Blams: 3,857
Saves: 1,836
Rank #: 993

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Exp. Points: 9,660 / 9,990
Exp. Rank #: 1,318
Voting Pow.: 7.15 votes

BBS Posts: 83 (0.03 per day)
Flash Reviews: 383
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

Latest Flash Reviews

383 Reviews | 83 w/ Responses

Score: 1
9/ 11 ROX!

"didn't make sense & wasn't funny"

submission: 9/ 11 ROX!
date: November 23, 2009

You could have tried better at being funny.

Ok so, Jesus is on the plane and instead of giving some dude a BJ, he instead gets this urge to fly the plane after looking at someone's t-shirt that says "what would jesus do": Well if jesus thought about what he would do on a plane, there's no fucking doubt that he would fly that motherfucking plane. Then some rap music comes on and jesus is singing "I'M ON A PLANE" and its just a montage of wacky moments of JC flying a plane. Of course he accidentally crashes it into the twin towers, after getting up from the rubble, he sneaks off and says "dad is going to be pissed!" End movie.

Now that's funny.

November 23, 2009

Author's Response:

Go watch more Larry the Cable Guy you faggot.

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Score: 2
Studiosnecro Especial

"no subtitles"

date: November 20, 2009

the animation was ok, but you didn't put any subtitles, and since the animation isn't very expressive, it's like i'm watching picture that doesn't move. Terrible, go use google's translator and put some english subtitles in. Not that hard.

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Score: 1
Photo Poker 153

"annoying"

submission: Photo Poker 153
date: November 2, 2009

This game is annoying because of that buzzer that sounds off everytime you lose a hand, and you lose a lot of hands. The game doesn't start off with the picture of a girl which is lame. You need at least a pair to win a hand which statistically happens less than half the time, so sometimes you can hear the buzzer 3 or more times.

Change the game so that it starts off with a girl, have different girls to pick from, have a computer opponent to play against so that you can at least win with one Jack in hand.

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Latest Audio Reviews

1 Review | 0 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Dick Clubbin'

"best song ever"

submission: Dick Clubbin'
date: August 5, 2009

i love this song!

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